A very successful attorneyparked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to hiscolleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb andcompletely tore off the driver's door.Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexuswith his lights flashing.Before the cop had achance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically abouthow his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruinedand would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make itnew again.After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook hishead in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said."You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most importantthings in life.""How can you say such athing?" asked the lawyer.The cop replied, "Don'tyou even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truckhit you!""OH, MY GOSH!!!" screamed the lawyer..(keep reading)
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